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A long running joke for those who don't frequent the FRA Forum...

A well known clairvoyant was doing a talk on the supernatural at a running club’s annual dinner, and one of the sub-topics in which she specialised concerned the types of relationship which are sometimes struck up between living humans and the spectres which come to haunt their dwellings. She went on to describe how what was at first casual communication often developed into quite a deep relationship – sometimes even entering a kind of sexual phase.

In order to draw the audience into the talk she elicited contributions, asking if anybody in the room had ever had a relationship of any kind with a ghost.

Slowly a chap at the back, an ultra-distance runner not normally known to be very chatty, raised his hand. The speaker asked him if the ghost in question had been an ancestor or a person who had been previously associated with his family.

“Oh! Sorry,” replied the runner, “I thought you said goat.”